Thursday, May 17, 2007

Worst Blogger Ever!

Breaking News:

Local fiber enthusiast named "worst blogger ever" by herself today after a record low number of posts during the last month. Even though she claims to be busy with a new job, she still manages to find time to:

eat (salads and hob nobs)
drink (water and decaf)
read (Possible Side Effects, Augusten Burroughs)
surf the web (craftster and craiglist bike ads)


watch TV (too many to list)

... Just not so much blogging. When asked if she understood the concept that being a blogger means actually posting to a blog regularly, the fiber nut declined to comment.

Is she knitting? OH Yes. The same ridiculous dishcloth she started two weeks ago.

Is she spinning? Not much.

We are happy to report that after weighing the evidence (an apartment full of fiber and yarn but no action in either regard) the title of "worst blogger ever" has been awarded. The self-imposed shame should lift when regular posting resumes, though self-loathing is one of the specialties of the house.

Stay tuned for another edition of Fiber Friday, which will hit your "series of tubes" in about twelve hours.


Kari said...

I think we all feel that way sometimes! You're not the worst blogger ever! Really!!! :)

(Funny post, though!)

Anonymous said...

Welcome back! We missed you! Don't be so hard on yourself! I look forward to Fiber Friday, my visit to the museum substitute.

Macoco said...

I'm sure there's worse bloggers out there! ;) I love hob-nobs.